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New Year SmS

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:55:36 +0000

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

People are so worried about what they eat between
Christmas and the New Year,
but they really should be worried about
what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Happy New Year!!

With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010*

Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

New Year SmS

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:52:55 +0000

Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010

JATA HUA DECEMBER
YE KEH RAHA HAI TUMSE
RUTHE KO MANA LO
HANS K GALE LAGA LO
OR KEHDO
ADVANCE MAI
*”happy new year”*

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

New Year SmS

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:46:48 +0000

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you…
So, Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

New Year SmS

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:44:36 +0000

New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.
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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
———————————————————
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
————————————————————-
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

Funny SMS

admin — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:01:55 +0000

Joothe hai woh dost jo kehte the..Jaan bhi mango
toh de denge.. Aj woh apni girl friend jo jaan
kehte hai.. Aur mango toh saale inkar kar dete
hai..!!!

143 means? Do u wants to know? what it means?
Press Down.. . . .
………………………………………………………………..
It means… ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE!!

Jab se tumhe dekha hai… …… . . . . mera
………. . . raat ko …….. . . . din ko
…… . . . . subah ko ……… . . . . shaam ko
………. . . . khaate samay ……… . . .
peete samay ……… . . . sote samay …….. .
. . nahate samay …….. . . . parhte samay
……….. . . . aate samay …………. . . . .
jaate samay …………… . . …….. hass hass
ke bura haal ho gya hai…!!

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo
mein kho jaana chahata hoon…? Par tu taaeel hi
itna lagati hai k har bar fisal jata hoon..

aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam
kahani .. .. .. .. ..
…………………………………………
. Idiot! Ab kia un ki laash doondh rahay ho kaha
na maar gaye khatam kahaani.ab sojao

Jab 50-50 km. DUur koi baccha rota hai
hoooo……. .Oooo…to uski Maa bahut khush hoti
hai aur kahti hai uska beta bada hoke “HIMESH
RISHMYA” Banega.

TERE GAM ME TADAP KE MAR JAYENGE, MAR GAYE TO TERA
NAAM LE JAYENGE, RAB KO RISHWAT DE KE TUJHE BHI
BULANENGE, UPAR SAATH BAITH KE KURKURE KHAENGE.

Bacha to mom :Mummy Ise Baar hum diwaly kay
pataakhay ise dukaan say leingay….Mom:Leiken
Beta Yeh Too Girls Hostel Hai….Bacha : mummy
Papa Too Kehtay Hain Kay Yahan Patakahy aur
phooljariyan..milti hai!