1 pathan chilky samait kellla kha raha tha kisi ne us ko toka! Is ko cheel to lo . Pathan bola: cheelna ka kya zarorat hai hum ko malum hy is k andar kaila hy..

Police officer to pathan: Tum humko janta nai he hum yaha ka DSP he. Pathan: Tum DSP he to hum BSP he Police: ye BSP kiya hai Pathan: Bachpan se Pagal

Is mulk ko mulk banaye ga “PATHAN” Har zulm k khilaf awaz uthaye ga “PATHAN” Hai wada agr sath de quom to,Chand pe b ‘NASWAR KA ‘DUKAN’ lagaega “PATHAN”

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha. ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING [...]