tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

>*INVITATION*

1 Gadhe Ne PATHAN ko laat Mari PATHAN Us k peechy Bhaga..
Ussay Rasty me “ZEBRA” Mila PATHAN ne zebra ko lat Mari or Bola!
Sala!Swaiter Pehn k ULLU Banata Hy

1 pathan chilky samait kellla kha raha tha kisi ne us ko toka!
Is ko cheel to lo .
Pathan bola:
cheelna ka kya zarorat hai hum ko malum hy is k andar kaila hy..

Police officer to pathan:
Tum humko janta nai he hum yaha ka DSP he.
Pathan:
Tum DSP he to hum BSP he
Police:
ye BSP kiya hai
Pathan:
Bachpan se Pagal