Joothe hai woh dost jo kehte the..Jaan bhi mango
toh de denge.. Aj woh apni girl friend jo jaan
kehte hai.. Aur mango toh saale inkar kar dete
hai..!!!

143 means? Do u wants to know? what it means?
Press Down.. . . .
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It means… ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE!!

Jab se tumhe dekha hai… …… . . . . mera
………. . . raat ko …….. . . . din ko
…… . . . . subah ko ……… . . . . shaam ko
………. . . . khaate samay ……… . . .
peete samay ……… . . . sote samay …….. .
. . nahate samay …….. . . . parhte samay
……….. . . . aate samay …………. . . . .
jaate samay …………… . . …….. hass hass
ke bura haal ho gya hai…!!

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo
mein kho jaana chahata hoon…? Par tu taaeel hi
itna lagati hai k har bar fisal jata hoon..

aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam
kahani .. .. .. .. ..
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. Idiot! Ab kia un ki laash doondh rahay ho kaha
na maar gaye khatam kahaani.ab sojao

Jab 50-50 km. DUur koi baccha rota hai
hoooo……. .Oooo…to uski Maa bahut khush hoti
hai aur kahti hai uska beta bada hoke “HIMESH
RISHMYA” Banega.

TERE GAM ME TADAP KE MAR JAYENGE, MAR GAYE TO TERA
NAAM LE JAYENGE, RAB KO RISHWAT DE KE TUJHE BHI
BULANENGE, UPAR SAATH BAITH KE KURKURE KHAENGE.

Bacha to mom :Mummy Ise Baar hum diwaly kay
pataakhay ise dukaan say leingay….Mom:Leiken
Beta Yeh Too Girls Hostel Hai….Bacha : mummy
Papa Too Kehtay Hain Kay Yahan Patakahy aur
phooljariyan..milti hai!